Streng geheim: Quellcode von Win 2000

/*
       TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
       Project: Chicago(tm)
       Projected release-date: Spring 2000
       Original version date : Aug 1994
 */

 #include "win31.h"
 #include "win95.h"
 #include "win98.h"
 #include "evenmore.h"
 #include "oldstuff.h"
 #include "billrulz.h"
 #include "y2k.h"
 #define INSTALL = HARD

 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

 void main()
 {
      while(!CRASHED)
      {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
              make_50_megabite_swapfile();
              do_nothing_loop();
              totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
              search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
	      check_modem();
	      callect_user_data();
	      collect_software_info();
	      reply = ask_user_to_send_data();
	      if(reply == 'NO') {
		     pretend_not_to_send();
		     reply = 'YES';
	      } 
	      send_user_data_to_bill();
#ifdef LINUX
	      search_and_destroy_starwriter();
	      require_root_password("write permission failed");
#endif
              hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
              display_copyright_message();
              do_nothing_loop();
              basically_run_windows_3.1();
              do_nothing_loop();
              do_nothing_loop();
          }
      }
      if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();

      if (fast_cpu())
      {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
      }

      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
      printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
      if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt);
      else
          system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

      while(something)
      {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
      }
      create_general_protection_fault();
 }

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